Sunday, August 23, 2026

Bible Readings for August 23, 2026

Let's read the Bible together in the next year. Today, our passages are Job 8:1–11:20; 1 Corinthians 15:1-28; Psalm 38:1-22; and Proverbs 21:28-29. The readings are from The Message by Eugene H. Peterson.



Job 8-11:20 (The Message)


Job 8

Bildad's Response
Does God Mess Up?

 1-7 Bildad from Shuhah was next to speak:
"How can you keep on talking like this?
   You're talking nonsense, and noisy nonsense at that.
Does God mess up?
   Does God Almighty ever get things backward?
It's plain that your children sinned against him—
   otherwise, why would God have punished them?
Here's what you must do—and don't put it off any longer:
   Get down on your knees before God Almighty.
If you're as innocent and upright as you say,
   it's not too late—he'll come running;
   he'll set everything right again, reestablish your fortunes.
Even though you're not much right now,
   you'll end up better than ever.

To Hang Your Life from One Thin Thread

 8-19 "Put the question to our ancestors,
   study what they learned from their ancestors.
For we're newcomers at this, with a lot to learn,
   and not too long to learn it.
So why not let the ancients teach you, tell you what's what,
   instruct you in what they knew from experience?
Can mighty pine trees grow tall without soil?
   Can luscious tomatoes flourish without water?
Blossoming flowers look great before they're cut or picked,
   but without soil or water they wither more quickly than grass.
That's what happens to all who forget God—
   all their hopes come to nothing.
They hang their life from one thin thread,
   they hitch their fate to a spider web.
One jiggle and the thread breaks,
   one jab and the web collapses.
Or they're like weeds springing up in the sunshine,
   invading the garden,
Spreading everywhere, overtaking the flowers,
   getting a foothold even in the rocks.
But when the gardener rips them out by the roots,
   the garden doesn't miss them one bit.
The sooner the godless are gone, the better;
   then good plants can grow in their place.

 20-22 "There's no way that God will reject a good person,
   and there is no way he'll help a bad one.
God will let you laugh again;
   you'll raise the roof with shouts of joy,
With your enemies thoroughly discredited,
   their house of cards collapsed."

Job 9

Job Continues
How Can Mere Mortals Get Right with God?

 1-13 Job continued by saying:
"So what's new? I know all this.
   The question is, 'How can mere mortals get right with God?'
If we wanted to bring our case before him,
   what chance would we have? Not one in a thousand!
God's wisdom is so deep, God's power so immense,
   who could take him on and come out in one piece?
He moves mountains before they know what's happened,
   flips them on their heads on a whim.
He gives the earth a good shaking up,
   rocks it down to its very foundations.
He tells the sun, 'Don't shine,' and it doesn't;
   he pulls the blinds on the stars.
All by himself he stretches out the heavens
   and strides on the waves of the sea.
He designed the Big Dipper and Orion,
   the Pleiades and Alpha Centauri.
We'll never comprehend all the great things he does;
   his miracle-surprises can't be counted.
Somehow, though he moves right in front of me, I don't see him;
   quietly but surely he's active, and I miss it.
If he steals you blind, who can stop him?
   Who's going to say, 'Hey, what are you doing?'
God doesn't hold back on his anger;
   even dragon-bred monsters cringe before him.

 14-20 "So how could I ever argue with him,
   construct a defense that would influence God?
Even though I'm innocent I could never prove it;
   I can only throw myself on the Judge's mercy.
If I called on God and he himself answered me,
   then, and only then, would I believe that he'd heard me.
As it is, he knocks me about from pillar to post,
   beating me up, black-and-blue, for no good reason.
He won't even let me catch my breath,
   piles bitterness upon bitterness.
If it's a question of who's stronger, he wins, hands down!
   If it's a question of justice, who'll serve him the subpoena?
Even though innocent, anything I say incriminates me;
   blameless as I am, my defense just makes me sound worse.

If God's Not Responsible, Who Is?

 21-24 "Believe me, I'm blameless.
   I don't understand what's going on.
   I hate my life!
Since either way it ends up the same, I can only conclude
   that God destroys the good right along with the bad.
When calamity hits and brings sudden death,
   he folds his arms, aloof from the despair of the innocent.
He lets the wicked take over running the world,
   he installs judges who can't tell right from wrong.
   If he's not responsible, who is?

 25-31 "My time is short—what's left of my life races off
   too fast for me to even glimpse the good.
My life is going fast, like a ship under full sail,
   like an eagle plummeting to its prey.
Even if I say, 'I'll put all this behind me,
   I'll look on the bright side and force a smile,'
All these troubles would still be like grit in my gut
   since it's clear you're not going to let up.
The verdict has already been handed down—'Guilty!'—
   so what's the use of protests or appeals?
Even if I scrub myself all over
   and wash myself with the strongest soap I can find,
It wouldn't last—you'd push me into a pigpen, or worse,
   so nobody could stand me for the stink.

 32-35 "God and I are not equals; I can't bring a case against him.
   We'll never enter a courtroom as peers.
How I wish we had an arbitrator
   to step in and let me get on with life—
To break God's death grip on me,
   to free me from this terror so I could breathe again.
Then I'd speak up and state my case boldly.
   As things stand, there is no way I can do it."

Job 10

To Find Some Skeleton in My Closet

 1 "I can't stand my life—I hate it! I'm putting it all out on the table, all the bitterness of my life—I'm holding back nothing."

 2-7 Job prayed:    "Here's what I want to say:
Don't, God, bring in a verdict of guilty
   without letting me know the charges you're bringing.
How does this fit into what you once called 'good'—
   giving me a hard time, spurning me,
   a life you shaped by your very own hands,
   and then blessing the plots of the wicked?
You don't look at things the way we mortals do.
   You're not taken in by appearances, are you?
Unlike us, you're not working against a deadline.
   You have all eternity to work things out.
So what's this all about, anyway—this compulsion
   to dig up some dirt, to find some skeleton in my closet?
You know good and well I'm not guilty.
   You also know no one can help me.

 8-12 "You made me like a handcrafted piece of pottery—
   and now are you going to smash me to pieces?
Don't you remember how beautifully you worked my clay?
   Will you reduce me now to a mud pie?
Oh, that marvel of conception as you stirred together
   semen and ovum—
What a miracle of skin and bone,
   muscle and brain!
You gave me life itself, and incredible love.
   You watched and guarded every breath I took.

 13-17 "But you never told me about this part.
   I should have known that there was more to it—
That if I so much as missed a step, you'd notice and pounce,
   wouldn't let me get by with a thing.
If I'm truly guilty, I'm doomed.
   But if I'm innocent, it's no better—I'm still doomed.
My belly is full of bitterness.
   I'm up to my ears in a swamp of affliction.
I try to make the best of it, try to brave it out,
   but you're too much for me,
   relentless, like a lion on the prowl.
You line up fresh witnesses against me.
   You compound your anger
   and pile on the grief and pain!

 18-22 "So why did you have me born?
   I wish no one had ever laid eyes on me!
I wish I'd never lived—a stillborn,
   buried without ever having breathed.
Isn't it time to call it quits on my life?
   Can't you let up, and let me smile just once
Before I die and am buried,
   before I'm nailed into my coffin, sealed in the ground,
And banished for good to the land of the dead,
   blind in the final dark?" 

Job 11

Zophar's Counsel
How Wisdom Looks from the Inside

 1-6Now it was the turn of Zophar from Naamath: "What a flood of words! Shouldn't we put a stop to it?
   Should this kind of loose talk be permitted?
Job, do you think you can carry on like this and we'll say nothing?
   That we'll let you rail and mock and not step in?
You claim, 'My doctrine is sound
   and my conduct impeccable.'
How I wish God would give you a piece of his mind,
   tell you what's what!
I wish he'd show you how wisdom looks from the inside,
   for true wisdom is mostly 'inside.'
But you can be sure of this,
   you haven't gotten half of what you deserve.

 7-12 "Do you think you can explain the mystery of God?
   Do you think you can diagram God Almighty?
God is far higher than you can imagine,
   far deeper than you can comprehend,
Stretching farther than earth's horizons,
   far wider than the endless ocean.
If he happens along, throws you in jail
   then hauls you into court, can you do anything about it?
He sees through vain pretensions,
   spots evil a long way off—
   no one pulls the wool over his eyes!
Hollow men, hollow women, will wise up
   about the same time mules learn to talk.

Reach Out to God

 13-20 "Still, if you set your heart on God
   and reach out to him,
If you scrub your hands of sin
   and refuse to entertain evil in your home,
You'll be able to face the world unashamed
   and keep a firm grip on life, guiltless and fearless.
You'll forget your troubles;
   they'll be like old, faded photographs.
Your world will be washed in sunshine,
   every shadow dispersed by dayspring.
Full of hope, you'll relax, confident again;
   you'll look around, sit back, and take it easy.
Expansive, without a care in the world,
   you'll be hunted out by many for your blessing.
But the wicked will see none of this.
   They're headed down a dead-end road

   with nothing to look forward to—nothing."



1 Corinthians 15:1-28 (The Message)


1 Corinthians 15

Resurrection

 1-2Friends, let me go over the Message with you one final time— this Message that I proclaimed and that you made your own; this Message on which you took your stand and by which your life has been saved. (I'm assuming, now, that your belief was the real thing and not a passing fancy, that you're in this for good and holding fast.)  3-9The first thing I did was place before you what was placed so emphatically before me: that the Messiah died for our sins, exactly as Scripture tells it; that he was buried; that he was raised from death on the third day, again exactly as Scripture says; that he presented himself alive to Peter, then to his closest followers, and later to more than five hundred of his followers all at the same time, most of them still around (although a few have since died); that he then spent time with James and the rest of those he commissioned to represent him; and that he finally presented himself alive to me. It was fitting that I bring up the rear. I don't deserve to be included in that inner circle, as you well know, having spent all those early years trying my best to stamp God's church right out of existence.
 10-11But because God was so gracious, so very generous, here I am. And I'm not about to let his grace go to waste. Haven't I worked hard trying to do more than any of the others? Even then, my work didn't amount to all that much. It was God giving me the work to do, God giving me the energy to do it. So whether you heard it from me or from those others, it's all the same: We spoke God's truth and you entrusted your lives.
 12-15Now, let me ask you something profound yet troubling. If you became believers because you trusted the proclamation that Christ is alive, risen from the dead, how can you let people say that there is no such thing as a resurrection? If there's no resurrection, there's no living Christ. And face it—if there's no resurrection for Christ, everything we've told you is smoke and mirrors, and everything you've staked your life on is smoke and mirrors. Not only that, but we would be guilty of telling a string of barefaced lies about God, all these affidavits we passed on to you verifying that God raised up Christ—sheer fabrications, if there's no resurrection.
 16-20If corpses can't be raised, then Christ wasn't, because he was indeed dead. And if Christ weren't raised, then all you're doing is wandering about in the dark, as lost as ever. It's even worse for those who died hoping in Christ and resurrection, because they're already in their graves. If all we get out of Christ is a little inspiration for a few short years, we're a pretty sorry lot. But the truth is that Christ has been raised up, the first in a long legacy of those who are going to leave the cemeteries.

 21-28There is a nice symmetry in this: Death initially came by a man, and resurrection from death came by a man. Everybody dies in Adam; everybody comes alive in Christ. But we have to wait our turn: Christ is first, then those with him at his Coming, the grand consummation when, after crushing the opposition, he hands over his kingdom to God the Father. He won't let up until the last enemy is down—and the very last enemy is death! As the psalmist said, "He laid them low, one and all; he walked all over them." When Scripture says that "he walked all over them," it's obvious that he couldn't at the same time be walked on. When everything and everyone is finally under God's rule, the Son will step down, taking his place with everyone else, showing that God's rule is absolutely comprehensive—a perfect ending!



Psalm 38:1-22 (The Message)


Psalm 38

A David Psalm
 1-2 Take a deep breath, God; calm down— don't be so hasty with your punishing rod.
   Your sharp-pointed arrows of rebuke draw blood;
      my backside smarts from your caning.

 3-4 I've lost twenty pounds in two months
      because of your accusation.
   My bones are brittle as dry sticks
      because of my sin.
   I'm swamped by my bad behavior,
      collapsed under gunnysacks of guilt.

 5-8 The cuts in my flesh stink and grow maggots
      because I've lived so badly.
   And now I'm flat on my face
      feeling sorry for myself morning to night.
   All my insides are on fire,
      my body is a wreck.
   I'm on my last legs; I've had it—
      my life is a vomit of groans.

 9-16 Lord, my longings are sitting in plain sight,
      my groans an old story to you.
   My heart's about to break;
      I'm a burned-out case.
   Cataracts blind me to God and good;
      old friends avoid me like the plague.
   My cousins never visit,
      my neighbors stab me in the back.
   My competitors blacken my name,
      devoutly they pray for my ruin.
   But I'm deaf and mute to it all,
      ears shut, mouth shut.
   I don't hear a word they say,
      don't speak a word in response.
   What I do, God, is wait for you,
      wait for my Lord, my God—you will answer!
   I wait and pray so they won't laugh me off,
      won't smugly strut off when I stumble.

 17-20 I'm on the edge of losing it—
      the pain in my gut keeps burning.
   I'm ready to tell my story of failure,
      I'm no longer smug in my sin.
   My enemies are alive and in action,
      a lynch mob after my neck.
   I give out good and get back evil
      from God-haters who can't stand a God-lover.

 21-22 Don't dump me, God;
      my God, don't stand me up.
   Hurry and help me;

      I want some wide-open space in my life!



Proverbs 21:28-29 (The Message)


 28 A lying witness is unconvincing;
   a person who speaks truth is respected.

 29 Unscrupulous people fake it a lot;

   honest people are sure of their steps. 



Thought for the Day

“When I felt my feet slipping, you came with your love and kept me steady. And when I was burdened with worries, you comforted me and made me feel secure.” (Psalm 94:18-19 - Contemporary English Version) Not only does God secure our future, he offers us support and strength as we navigate the present. When we trust in his constant presence and eternal love, we'll be able to move through and triumph over whatever trials and troubles we might face.


Quote for the Day

American anthropologist who was known for his influence on the practice of symbolic anthropology and who was considered "for three decades ... the single most influential cultural anthropologist in the United States," Clifford Geertz wrote, "Meaning is socially, historically, and rhetorically constructed."


Joke for Today

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm becoming Catholic."

A Prayer Request

As Christians, we can offer specific daily prayers for our community, nation and world. Below is the need that we're laying before God today.

That the leaders of the church maintain their focus on Jesus Christ and his teachings.

Saturday, August 22, 2026

Bible Readings for August 22, 2026

Let's read the Bible together in the next year. Today, our passages are Job 4:1–7:21; 1 Corinthians 14:18-40; Psalm 37:30-40; and Proverbs 21:27. The readings are from The Message by Eugene H. Peterson.



Job 4-7:21 (The Message)


Job 4

Eliphaz Speaks Out
Now You're the One in Trouble

 1-6Then Eliphaz from Teman spoke up:
"Would you mind if I said something to you? Under the circumstances it's hard to keep quiet.
You yourself have done this plenty of times, spoken words
   that clarify, encouraged those who were about to quit.
Your words have put stumbling people on their feet,
   put fresh hope in people about to collapse.
But now you're the one in trouble—you're hurting!
   You've been hit hard and you're reeling from the blow.
But shouldn't your devout life give you confidence now?
   Shouldn't your exemplary life give you hope?

 7-11 "Think! Has a truly innocent person ever ended up on the scrap heap?
   Do genuinely upright people ever lose out in the end?
It's my observation that those who plow evil
   and sow trouble reap evil and trouble.
One breath from God and they fall apart,
   one blast of his anger and there's nothing left of them.
The mighty lion, king of the beasts, roars mightily,
   but when he's toothless he's useless—
No teeth, no prey—and the cubs
   wander off to fend for themselves.

 12-16 "A word came to me in secret—
   a mere whisper of a word, but I heard it clearly.
It came in a scary dream one night,
   after I had fallen into a deep, deep sleep.
Dread stared me in the face, and Terror.
   I was scared to death—I shook from head to foot.
A spirit glided right in front of me—
   the hair on my head stood on end.
I couldn't tell what it was that appeared there—
   a blur...and then I heard a muffled voice:

 17-21 "'How can mere mortals be more righteous than God?
   How can humans be purer than their Creator?
Why, God doesn't even trust his own servants,
   doesn't even cheer his angels,
So how much less these bodies composed of mud,
   fragile as moths?
These bodies of ours are here today and gone tomorrow,
   and no one even notices—gone without a trace.
When the tent stakes are ripped up, the tent collapses—
   we die and are never the wiser for having lived.'"


Job 5

Don't Blame Fate When Things Go Wrong

 1-7 "Call for help, Job, if you think anyone will answer! To which of the holy angels will you turn?
The hot temper of a fool eventually kills him,
   the jealous anger of a simpleton does her in.
I've seen it myself—seen fools putting down roots,
   and then, suddenly, their houses are cursed.
Their children out in the cold, abused and exploited,
   with no one to stick up for them.
Hungry people off the street plunder their harvests,
   cleaning them out completely, taking thorns and all,
   insatiable for everything they have.
Don't blame fate when things go wrong—
   trouble doesn't come from nowhere.
It's human! Mortals are born and bred for trouble,
   as certainly as sparks fly upward.

What a Blessing When God Corrects You!

 8-16 "If I were in your shoes, I'd go straight to God,
   I'd throw myself on the mercy of God.
After all, he's famous for great and unexpected acts;
   there's no end to his surprises.
He gives rain, for instance, across the wide earth,
   sends water to irrigate the fields.
He raises up the down-and-out,
   gives firm footing to those sinking in grief.
He aborts the schemes of conniving crooks,
   so that none of their plots come to term.
He catches the know-it-alls in their conspiracies—
   all that intricate intrigue swept out with the trash!
Suddenly they're disoriented, plunged into darkness;
   they can't see to put one foot in front of the other.
But the downtrodden are saved by God,
   saved from the murderous plots, saved from the iron fist.
And so the poor continue to hope,
   while injustice is bound and gagged.

 17-19 "So, what a blessing when God steps in and corrects you!
   Mind you, don't despise the discipline of Almighty God!
True, he wounds, but he also dresses the wound;
   the same hand that hurts you, heals you.
From one disaster after another he delivers you;
   no matter what the calamity, the evil can't touch you—

 20-26 "In famine, he'll keep you from starving,
   in war, from being gutted by the sword.
You'll be protected from vicious gossip
   and live fearless through any catastrophe.
You'll shrug off disaster and famine,
   and stroll fearlessly among wild animals.
You'll be on good terms with rocks and mountains;
   wild animals will become your good friends.
You'll know that your place on earth is safe,
   you'll look over your goods and find nothing amiss.
You'll see your children grow up,
   your family lovely and lissome as orchard grass.
You'll arrive at your grave ripe with many good years,
   like sheaves of golden grain at harvest.

 27 "Yes, this is the way things are—my word of honor!
   Take it to heart and you won't go wrong."


Job 6

Job Replies to Eliphaz
God Has Dumped the Works on Me

 1-7 Job answered:    "If my misery could be weighed,
   if you could pile the whole bitter load on the scales,
It would be heavier than all the sand of the sea!
   Is it any wonder that I'm screaming like a caged cat?
The arrows of God Almighty are in me,
   poison arrows—and I'm poisoned all through!
   God has dumped the whole works on me.
Donkeys bray and cows moo when they run out of pasture—
   so don't expect me to keep quiet in this.
Do you see what God has dished out for me?
   It's enough to turn anyone's stomach!
Everything in me is repulsed by it—
   it makes me sick. 

Pressed Past the Limits

 8-13 "All I want is an answer to one prayer,
   a last request to be honored:
Let God step on me—squash me like a bug,
   and be done with me for good.
I'd at least have the satisfaction
   of not having blasphemed the Holy God,
   before being pressed past the limits.
Where's the strength to keep my hopes up?
   What future do I have to keep me going?
Do you think I have nerves of steel?
   Do you think I'm made of iron?
Do you think I can pull myself up by my bootstraps?
   Why, I don't even have any boots!

My So-Called Friends

 14-23 "When desperate people give up on God Almighty,
   their friends, at least, should stick with them.
But my brothers are fickle as a gulch in the desert—
   one day they're gushing with water
From melting ice and snow
   cascading out of the mountains,
But by midsummer they're dry,
   gullies baked dry in the sun.
Travelers who spot them and go out of their way for a drink
   end up in a waterless gulch and die of thirst.
Merchant caravans from Tema see them and expect water,
   tourists from Sheba hope for a cool drink.
They arrive so confident—but what a disappointment!
   They get there, and their faces fall!
And you, my so-called friends, are no better—
      there's nothing to you!
   One look at a hard scene and you shrink in fear.
It's not as though I asked you for anything—
   I didn't ask you for one red cent—
Nor did I beg you to go out on a limb for me.
   So why all this dodging and shuffling?
24-27 "Confront me with the truth and I'll shut up,
   show me where I've gone off the track.
Honest words never hurt anyone,
   but what's the point of all this pious bluster?
You pretend to tell me what's wrong with my life,
   but treat my words of anguish as so much hot air.
Are people mere things to you?
   Are friends just items of profit and loss?
28-30 "Look me in the eyes!
   Do you think I'd lie to your face?
Think it over—no double-talk!
   Think carefully—my integrity is on the line!
Can you detect anything false in what I say?
   Don't you trust me to discern good from evil?"


Job 7

There's Nothing to My Life

 1-6 "Human life is a struggle, isn't it? It's a life sentence to hard labor.
Like field hands longing for quitting time
   and working stiffs with nothing to hope for but payday,
I'm given a life that meanders and goes nowhere—
   months of aimlessness, nights of misery!
I go to bed and think, 'How long till I can get up?'
   I toss and turn as the night drags on—and I'm fed up!
I'm covered with maggots and scabs.
   My skin gets scaly and hard, then oozes with pus.
My days come and go swifter than the click of knitting needles,
   and then the yarn runs out—an unfinished life!

 7-10 "God, don't forget that I'm only a puff of air!
   These eyes have had their last look at goodness.
And your eyes have seen the last of me;
   even while you're looking, there'll be nothing left to look at.
When a cloud evaporates, it's gone for good;
   those who go to the grave never come back.
They don't return to visit their families;
   never again will friends drop in for coffee.

 11-16 "And so I'm not keeping one bit of this quiet,
   I'm laying it all out on the table;
   my complaining to high heaven is bitter, but honest.
Are you going to put a muzzle on me,
   the way you quiet the sea and still the storm?
If I say, 'I'm going to bed, then I'll feel better.
   A little nap will lift my spirits,'
You come and so scare me with nightmares
   and frighten me with ghosts
That I'd rather strangle in the bedclothes
   than face this kind of life any longer.
I hate this life! Who needs any more of this?
   Let me alone! There's nothing to my life—it's nothing
      but smoke.

 17-21 "What are mortals anyway, that you bother with them,
   that you even give them the time of day?
That you check up on them every morning,
   looking in on them to see how they're doing?
Let up on me, will you?
   Can't you even let me spit in peace?
Even suppose I'd sinned—how would that hurt you?
   You're responsible for every human being.
Don't you have better things to do than pick on me?
   Why make a federal case out of me?
Why don't you just forgive my sins
   and start me off with a clean slate?
The way things are going, I'll soon be dead.

   You'll look high and low, but I won't be around."



1 Corinthians 14:18-40 (The Message)


 18-19I'm grateful to God for the gift of praying in tongues that he gives us for praising him, which leads to wonderful intimacies we enjoy with him. I enter into this as much or more than any of you. But when I'm in a church assembled for worship, I'd rather say five words that everyone can understand and learn from than say ten thousand that sound to others like gibberish.
 20-25To be perfectly frank, I'm getting exasperated with your infantile thinking. How long before you grow up and use your head—your adult head? It's all right to have a childlike unfamiliarity with evil; a simple no is all that's needed there. But there's far more to saying yes to something. Only mature and well-exercised intelligence can save you from falling into gullibility. It's written in Scripture that God said,

   In strange tongues
      and from the mouths of strangers
   I will preach to this people,
      but they'll neither listen nor believe.
So where does it get you, all this speaking in tongues no one understands? It doesn't help believers, and it only gives unbelievers something to gawk at. Plain truth-speaking, on the other hand, goes straight to the heart of believers and doesn't get in the way of unbelievers. If you come together as a congregation and some unbelieving outsiders walk in on you as you're all praying in tongues, unintelligible to each other and to them, won't they assume you've taken leave of your senses and get out of there as fast as they can? But if some unbelieving outsiders walk in on a service where people are speaking out God's truth, the plain words will bring them up against the truth and probe their hearts. Before you know it, they're going to be on their faces before God, recognizing that God is among you.
 26-33So here's what I want you to do. When you gather for worship, each one of you be prepared with something that will be useful for all: Sing a hymn, teach a lesson, tell a story, lead a prayer, provide an insight. If prayers are offered in tongues, two or three's the limit, and then only if someone is present who can interpret what you're saying. Otherwise, keep it between God and yourself. And no more than two or three speakers at a meeting, with the rest of you listening and taking it to heart. Take your turn, no one person taking over. Then each speaker gets a chance to say something special from God, and you all learn from each other. If you choose to speak, you're also responsible for how and when you speak. When we worship the right way, God doesn't stir us up into confusion; he brings us into harmony. This goes for all the churches—no exceptions.
 34-36Wives must not disrupt worship, talking when they should be listening, asking questions that could more appropriately be asked of their husbands at home. God's Book of the law guides our manners and customs here. Wives have no license to use the time of worship for unwarranted speaking. Do you—both women and men—imagine that you're a sacred oracle determining what's right and wrong? Do you think everything revolves around you?
 37-38If any one of you thinks God has something for you to say or has inspired you to do something, pay close attention to what I have written. This is the way the Master wants it. If you won't play by these rules, God can't use you. Sorry.
 39-40Three things, then, to sum this up: When you speak forth God's truth, speak your heart out. Don't tell people how they should or shouldn't pray when they're praying in tongues that you don't understand. Be courteous and considerate in everything. 



Psalm 37:30-40 (The Message)



 30-31 Righteous chews on wisdom like a dog on a bone,
      rolls virtue around on his tongue.
   His heart pumps God's Word like blood through his veins;
      his feet are as sure as a cat's.

 32-33 Wicked sets a watch for Righteous,
      he's out for the kill.
   God, alert, is also on watch—
      Wicked won't hurt a hair of his head.

 34 Wait passionately for God,
      don't leave the path.
   He'll give you your place in the sun
      while you watch the wicked lose it.

 35-36 I saw Wicked bloated like a toad,
      croaking pretentious nonsense.
   The next time I looked there was nothing—
      a punctured bladder, vapid and limp.

 37-38 Keep your eye on the healthy soul,
      scrutinize the straight life;
   There's a future
      in strenuous wholeness.
   But the willful will soon be discarded;
      insolent souls are on a dead-end street.

 39-40 The spacious, free life is from God,
      it's also protected and safe.
   God-strengthened, we're delivered from evil—
      when we run to him, he saves us.



Proverbs 21:27 (The Message)


 27 Religious performance by the wicked stinks;
   it's even worse when they use it to get ahead. 


Thought for the Day

“God did not keep back his own Son, but he gave him for us. If God did this, won't he freely give us everything else?” (Romans 8:32 - Contemporary English Version) Although it's natural to feel discouraged from time to time, we should remember one thing that will never change: God loves us. Now we need to decide what we're going to do about it.

Quote for the Day

American politician and political consultant from Fort Worth, Texas, Gib Lewis wrote, "Shoot, after you've been through freeway traffic in Houston or Dallas, there's no road in the world that can scare you. Besides, we're pretty much used to driving long distances in Texas."


Joke for Today

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment.
Not sure if they hired him....

NAME - Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY - $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION - Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD - Reclining on my mom's couch.

SALARY - Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT - My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING - It sucked

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK - Any

PREFERRED HOURS - 1:30 - 3:30 pm, Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do you have a car that runs?'

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? I may already be a winner of the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE? Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising

A Prayer Request

As Christians, we can offer specific daily prayers for our community, nation and world. Below is the need that we're laying before God today.

That leaders put aside their pride and ambition for the good of their country.